Monday, April 4, 2011

Lisping.

Holla! (Don't.) Its been a busy last couple of weeks for this gal. I'll break it down list-style.

  1. Found out I was accepted to grad school last week at LSUHSC-Shreveport.
  2. Found out I start the Monday following graduation (next month).
  3. Celebrated the fact that I'll be wearing scrubs for the next 2 years.
  4. Was told that scrubs make you fat.
  5. Mourned the fact that I'll be wearing scrubs for the next 2 years.
  6. Watched the newest episode of NBC's hit television series, Parenthood, and wept like a child.
  7. Received my wedding dress from Canada.
  8. Killed a mosquito.
  9. Observed 6 hours of swallowing therapy.


I can neither confirm nor deny the fact that I learned this dance with 3 of my bffs in 6th grade and danced to it at our Valentine's dance that year.

I can neither confirm nor deny the fact that I still know it. 

And no, guys, I didn't ONLY listen to girl band, Dream, because lead singer Holly Blake had/has a frontal lisp. I totally liked the way they danced and matched their colors.

They've since fizzled. Probably because Holly couldn't quit lisping. 

Lets get those lisps taken care of, gang! Lateral or frontal, in 2 years I'll be your gal. Bring your disordered/language impaired/artic/cute freaking kids to me and I'll make sure their careers don't fizzle like Holly from Dream's did. 

Cheers!

2 comments:

  1. 1) I used to listen to Dream too.
    2) I don't notice Holly's frontal lisp.
    3) I'm sure you do know this dance.
    4) Make me some crepes.

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  2. Yea grad school!! And I'll totally bring my kids to you if they ever experience speech problems... Dixon's statements will still be funny even after he can say "l"s and "r"s.
    But swallow studies?! yuck.

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