Monday, May 9, 2011

5 Creative Ways To Display Your Bling.

Obviously, I think I have the prettiest engagement ring that has ever existed. I hope those of you reading this who are engaged/have an engagement ring think the same about your ring (I'm sure you do!). I'd like to share with you a few subtle ways you can show your ring off without being a total douche. I practice these daily!

Drink diet sodas any time someone is talking to you. Make sure its fountain with a straw option so you never have to move your hand from the front of the cup.

Have dramatic and loud phone conversations in public. Pace the room and turn around a lot of times so you can give anyone/everyone in vicinity a chance to catch a glimpse.

Do a sideways/sincere-looking weenie laugh any time someone tells a joke. Make eye contact and keep your hand in front of your mouth, I REPEAT: KEEP HAND IN FRONT OF MOUTH.

"Fix your contact." Classic.

Complain about the headache you don't have. Keep eyes closed for intensity.

Did you guys have a totally balling mother's day? I def did. My mom marinated cheese. Ok, bye!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Monday List.

  1. There was a spider in my car this morning that almost made me wreck just by existing. I don't know how to fix this problem. Matthew is shaking his head right now. STOP IT! IT WAS BIG! 
  2. My parents bestowed upon us a KitchenAid mixer for Easter, and I'm whipping up my first recipe with it for Mother's Day. YBYA there will be an accompanying blog post. 
  3. I'm tired of school. I want a summer vacation. I regret applying to grad school. No I don't. Yes I do. No I don't. I have a headache.
  4. I want a tan. I need a tan.
  5. I have a test tomorrow + 2 projects to turn in. 
  6. Where can I get boxes? I have to pack up my house at some point.
  7. My iPhone screen shattered last night because I didn't get an OtterBox like everyone told me to. 
  8. Who can I pay in peanut butter crackers to come here and wash my hair/massage my head? Russell, do you read this blog? Do you do house calls? Helloooo?
  9. I think I hear a spider.
  10. One day I intend to figure out the shaded dots representing which burner is which on stoves. 
  11. Today is not that day.
  12. Why do you have to be able to read blurry/squiggly fake words just to buy concert tickets?
  13. Why am I pricing concert tickets when I need to be studying?
  14. Could a foodie tell me what chives contribute? Has anyone ever said "BUT THANK GOD FOR THE CHIVES!"? I'm just wondering. I know not their purpose. 
  15. I am blessed with the very things that stress me out. I can handle it all as long as I maintain this kick-ass support system I've got going on.