I hate your cat.

Someone wise once said, "My whole life I've been slow and passed it off as meticulous." 

It was actually one of my friends. They tweeted it. I just can't remember who.

I am slow. It is my nature. I am slow getting out of bed every single day of my life. I spend 45 minutes thinking about what I'm hungry for when I finally decide I'm hungry. I am slow to recover from an argument, even after its completely resolved. My hair grows slow. Things like that.

Here are some things I'm pretty quick at doing:

• Pointing out dogs in the backs of trucks.
• Eating green sour patch kids.
• Falling asleep.
• Putting on socks.
• Screaming when I see a spider.
• Crying when I see a lizard.
• Spotting all the fat babies in the restaurant and keeping my eye on them throughout dinner just in case they give me a second of eye contact.

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I put a million periods there so I wouldn't have to come up with a smooth transition. So lazy. That doesn't get you famous. Not that I want to be famous or anything. I mean, who cares about this year's Eleventh Annual Bloggies? HA. Not me. I don't even know what those are. 

I'd like to apologize to my friends & followers for threatening your lives in my last post, then not following through with my end of the deal. I did not post a salad recipe the next day like I said I would. Sorry. I have no excuse. I just didn't do it. What a loser. 

But wait! I do have just a few pictures for you to look at. Feast your eyeballs.

Homemade blackberry creme brulee going into the oven.

Thats my man torching the sugar on top. He's so brave. But also he just loves fire s'damn much.

Strategy. Look at how he organized those pieces. I was a huge help in that process.

My new matte grey nail polish. I painted my nails because puzzles make me feel like a failure.

Grey nails + bling + new Anthropologie tea cup. 

Its been a busy last few weeks. This coming weekend will be the first since mine & Matthew's engagement that I don't have plans. I can't wait. Weeks are already busy, and busy weekends make things crazy in my head. I can't wait to get bored. That is totally my comfort zone. Like, totally. Like. 

Y'all, I love y'all. Srsly. g2g.