But then there's this:
I have a tiny & completely rational fear of insects. I know what they're capable of, and this time of year they are in our homes searching for warmth, but only the warmth that human blood can provide. So shake your sheets. Check your boots. Check your ballet flats. Check all your shoes, man. Or else.
"Or else what?"
Or else death. Try to have a good weekend.
How DO guys do that, really? Benji can do it too at the drop of a hat. I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteAnd about those spiders..they really are afraid of you, not the other way around. And did you ever get the bug vacuum?
-Erin (we're hanging next week)
They aren't afraid of you when you're sleeping! And no, I didn't. I must order it from Amazon, I need it. Let me know when you're available next week, I missssss you!
ReplyDeletei actually just laughed out loud. haha. :)
ReplyDeleteI killed a spider in my kitch today. On the verge of death, me.
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